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Calm Your Tits - Epsom Salt Bath Soak

Regular price $16.00 CAD
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Life's got you wound tighter than a drum? Our Calm Your Tits Epsom Salts are here to talk you down from the ledgeโ€”one luxurious soak at a time. Packed with magnesium to ease those stress knots you've been collecting like Pokemon, these salts transform your bathtub into a judgment-free zone where nobody expects you to have it all together. Drop in, zone out, and let your nervous system finally catch a break. Your peace of mind calledโ€”it's ready for a reunion.

๐ƒ๐ข๐ซ๐ž๐œ๐ญ๐ข๐จ๐ง๐ฌ ๐Ÿ๐จ๐ซ ๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ž: Pour your favourite beverage and lock the bathroom door. Run bath and sprinkle a handful of salts under the running water. Enjoy!

ย โ€ข Tangerine scent โ€ข

Phthalate free and paraben free โ€ข 300 g / 10.6 oz โ€ข Made in Canada

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